The Coffee Club

It's a shame this is one of the only cafes to get food from near the hospital because the food is abysmal and the presentation is even worse. This is the chilli scrambled eggs (without the chilli) that for some reason had some kind of liquid cheese in it that made the whole thing taste cheap like I'd scooped it out of some bain Marie in a 2 star restaurant in downtown LA. The chipolatas were rubbery - no idea how old they really were. The tomato was nice and cooked well. I don't know why it came wrapped in soggy flat bread but it's possible the scrambled eggs were on something called a 'melt'. Sorry, but it was gross. I ate most of it because I was starving and no where else was open. The iced coffee I had was nice. I did ask for less ice cream, and less cream so I knew it wasn't gonna look as nice as a proper one, but a guy dumped it on the table and it looked sad and messy. I know we've had a tough year, but a little pride in one's work can go a long way. The menu looks good and is probably on par with other Coffee Clubs but I feel like this one is taking corner cutting liberties. I guess there's probably some kind of loophole they've managed to find where they don't require a chef to prepare food - or even a cook - just anyone can, really. My advise to them and every cafe: eat what you sell and see if you like it. If you wouldn't eat it, don't sell it.

16/06/21 at 0900hrs, thought my wife and I would have a little breaky date. We ordered two burgers and two hot chocolates. I have to say the service by Shawn and another guy that looks like Eric Banner (sorry man you didn’t have a name tag and I thought you might be the manager) was absolutely impeccable. I watched as another customer before me was very difficult towards them but then they were straight up smiles with me. The food was also very very nice. Great work guys! If you’re chasing good food and even better service, don’t forget to drop in and check them out!