Archie's Diner

1420 Constance St Fortitude Valley, 4006 - Brisbane
Australian
★★★★★ ★★★★★
70/100
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70/100
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Contact Information

📍 Address: 1420 Constance St Fortitude Valley, Brisbane

🕐 Opening Hours

Open now Closes at 09:00 PM
Monday1 09:00 AM - 09:00 PM
Tuesday2 07:00 AM - 09:00 PM
Wednesday3 07:00 AM - 09:00 PM
Thursday4 07:00 AM - 09:00 PM
Friday5 07:00 AM - 09:00 PM
Saturday6 09:00 AM - 09:00 PM
Sunday7 09:00 AM - 09:00 PM

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Anna Flett

3 years ago
★☆☆☆☆ 1/5
Food was never great but today was a new low. The prices advertised are misleading for pizza (it seems as if it's $8 for a whole pizza but that's just for one slice). I ordered without knowing this and the server pulled one slice out of a warmer. Feeling hungry and wanting something fresh, I ordered a whole pizza. But the server just got another out of the warmer and was charged $19 for a drink and pizza. The pizza was cold, the cheese was like plastic, the sauce was dry yet oily, and the base was like cardboard. I'm really disappointed that they didn't make the pizzas to order and let them sit in a "warmer". The burgers in the past haven't been anything to write home about either, as a stale bun is a not uncommon occurrence for me. I've ordered from their a couple of times a year for the last three years, but I won't get food from there again unless it's clear that they keep their food fresh made to order and make their prices clear and reasonable.
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Megan McKay

5 years ago
★★☆☆☆ 2/5
I have come here a couple of times getting both pizza, chips or a thickshake. And I'm a big fan, until being served by a young lady there yesterday. I ordered a cookies and cream thick shake, I got it and it was plain white, the consistency of milk and had whipped cream on top (???) upon taking it back to her and saying it wasn't right. She argued with me about how it was what I ordered and that that's how they make it, even though I've gotten at least 4 or 5 before. After saying maybe 5 times that it was absolutely not what I ordered and her continuously saying I am she snapped at me and said she'd make me another one. The next one was not much better but at least had Oreo in it and didn't have cream on top. While she was remaking it she was complaining to her coworkers right in front of me. She was a horrible person and should absolutely not be in a customer service job. I'm very disappointed, I regret not talking to the manager.
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Isabella Hudson

5 years ago
★★☆☆☆ 2/5
I came here today on my uni break to get something quick to eat, I tried to ask the counter girl about the "crumbled mushroom" snack on their menu and she couldn't really answer me when I asked what it was, asked if I could order a hot dog instead. When I told her I just wanted tomato sauce, no mustard, she stood there arguing with me that I wanted extra sauce when that wasn't what I asked for. I eventually got my hotdog but there was mustard on it, even though I asked multiple times for them not to put it on, and the sausage was over cooked. This diner needs to employ people who have a better grasp of English. Will not be coming back.
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Peter P

4 years ago
★★☆☆☆ 2/5
I've been twice .The burger I had the first time (blue cheese), was like biting into a block of it - too overpowering but it might suit some palates . I tried a cheeseburger the next time but the bottom bun was stale and it wasn't very good at all, even compared to a basic fish and chip shop burger. The chips were good though (otherwise it would have been 1 star). Staff are not rude but are not warm or welcoming either . I won't be eating there again. I attend this food court 2-3 times a week .
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DebonairDingo

3 years ago
★☆☆☆☆ 1/5
Bad service, over priced and rude staff
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Leo Liu (TransSun)

3 years ago
★★★☆☆ 3/5
As a campus restaurant, the burger is not bad.
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J H

3 years ago
★★☆☆☆ 2/5
I had their fish and chips. Wouldn't revisit.
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Peter Dubowski

5 years ago
★★★☆☆ 3/5
Good for when you have that pizza craving.
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