OH MY F*$KING GOD - THIS PLACE IS MAGICAL - PERFECT!. I don't care how cheesy this sounds because I have never written a restaurant review before but our experience at Hix last Thursday was so 'beautiful and dream like' that all the DNA in my body has been re-aligned... driving me to write this review like a dog that can't help but give endless unquestioning love to his owner...
So, I flew in from Miami and was thus suffering from pompous over-priced restaurants where latino celebs nibble on mediocre 'Fusion' fare and swill champagne they know nothing about... bizarrely served very cold!
Without making a reservation we rocked up to Hix on Brewer St. The place was packed - completely full with no free tables upstairs or downstairs for the whole night. but the head waitress made a new special place for us in the upstairs bar and promised to see what she could do.
We began with some extraordinary cocktails from the most interesting cocktail menu I have every seen in my life. EVERYTHING was original, interesting, artistic, tasty, and delightfully boozy. Oh my that was just what the doctor ordered!
Before we finished our first cocktails, the head waitress (all smiles, sweetness, kindness... like those rare school nurses who love their job and dream about how to be more kind and helpful) came back to us, collected our cocktails, and ushered us downstairs where she had found two chairs at the downstairs bar which she said where now ours 'for the rest of the night'.
The downstair bar is gorgeous, artistic, not too bright, not too dark, very comfy sofas, clean and tidy but not overly organised or official... Bit like the perfect basement in your country manor house; welcoming, comfortable, relaxed, but posh.
So, more cocktails. "Legs over Soho", "Blitz over Kent"... all unusual, some spicey, all amazingly drinkable and served in interesting, different, traditional-looking glasses. We then ate lettuce heart salads, fishcakes with perfect horseradish mayo - not too greasy, and the most delicious desserts (puddings according to the Limeys). A bakewell tart that reconfirmed by willingness to believe in God (providing Mark Hix is one of his children) and a Yorkshire thing with rhubarb and meringue on top... Errrrr Hello? I'm in England and I'm eating deserts better than those served in expensive Parisienne restaurants. You will not believe this place.
Then more cocktails with chocolate in them, like its Christmas and your 6 years old and all your family has given you chocolate treats... but these have loads of life-satisfying alchohol in them... :-)
By the way, if this restaurant had served us 1960's style british rail sandwiches I would not have cared... ALL of the people working there were amazingly friendly, considerate, skilled, and professional. When considering what to order for desert, we began talking about Apples. I said 'this place is so local, unique, with a clear honest commitment to traditional and genuine ingredients' having seen something about an apple variety I'd never heard of. And someone said 'yeah did you know that there are 400 varieties of apples in the UK, but only 2-4 available in supermarkets' (I know, I know, the laws of large systems).
The bartender overheard this conversation, and quietly went away, and humbly returned with Mark Hix's book on local english foodstuffs etc etc. He pointed us to a page about some place in South East England that specialises in maintaining Apple varieties... 2000 varieties!!! So, the bartender was intelligent, sensitive, interesting... Stuff that up your jumper Browns, Ritz, Savoy, Zuma, Claridges... :-)
When we left the head waitress came down stairs and gave us goodbye hugs. She gave us goodbye hugs! Um, this is England. Strangers don't do this in "stiff upper lip-land". This was like I had just spent a weekend with long lost Italian cousins in their private Tuscan villa. You know: family, love, respect... And our cocktail waitress kissed us all on the cheek and said thanks.
Look, this was the finest evening I have had in a very long time: due to the venue, food, service... And it cost 1/2 of what I expected.
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