Milano's Pizza And Chicken

Just the absolute business, £14.99 for a large bottle of drink and the biggest pizza you've ever seen including delivery. To say it hit the spot would be an understatement. Not sure what the 1 star reviewers were expecting but I can promise you the issue is with them and not with this banging takeaway.

Don't be deviated by the ignoramuses that have just happened to throw their vain opinions on such a wonderful place that is Milanos. These people don't know the first thing they are talking about. I have been visiting the place since its conception (since I began studying at Greenwich tbh..) and I will tell you everything one would need to know about this place. Let me enlighten everyone on the subject of their food, hygiene, and service. The service is pretty rubbish. They are slow to take one's order, slow to prepare one's order, and generally lazy about providing any kind of respectable customer service (unless you're a regular such as myself - in which case, you're treated like the Queen). I've become accustomed to boxing and bagging my own food which is something I expect to be done for me, but alas that is forgiven due to their friendly attitude amidst all the negative workflow. Their hygiene is pretty standard, nothing much to say here. The food. Now this is where my post carries most of it's weight (oh the irony). Rare is such a place that has such tender, succulent and delightful food as Milanos. Their chicken is not only fried, but it's greasy. It gives you the same burst of energy as having a brown banana, and the sizes would be enough to have Americans running for their dollar dollar bills ya'll. They may be very damaging to your health, and perhaps cause high cholesterol if over-visited - but as long as it is enjoyed in moderation, I'd say this is one of the best places to go to if you're looking for a quick and tasty meal. And to be honest, this is the reason why Milanos is so close to my heart, and the reason why I need a new one.. Basically, they're just a cheap version of KFC without all the huplah.. and way cheaper too. 5/5 :D