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Review The Maldon Smokehouse - Maldon

Chantelle Kallmeier
Dropping a pin in the map I detoured to Maldon on my way from Margate to Norfolk. An unexpectedly delightful, rustic, authentic venue right on the river. Idyllic spot, even on an overcast, damp day (Summer must be nuts). As much as I wanted the hot stuff, the platter was appealing (though I would have preferred more of the home-smoked king prawns rather than the mountain of Atlantic prawns) accompanied by a good bread basket. Super friendly and informative owners (?), and as they knew I was time-poor, they boxed up my leftovers and even threw h in extra bread for my journey. Will definitely be back - Maldon looks to be a gorgeous wee town. Thanks team !
Lea Freeman
Quirky place with a slightly different menu than many other eateries you may have visited. Menu choice is fairly limited, but they concentrate on what they do best. I had the crab cakes which were delicious and huge (almost too big, but I powered through to the end!) I chose to dine on my own and just "people watch" - as well as take in the wildlife on the estuary. Being only a 20 minute walk from my house I was able to walk up an appetite & then walk off some of the calories - long route home via the busy promenade park. The fantastic sunny day made this a wonderful afternoon, the view is a little industrial with the huge Tesco superstore the other side of the water. But hey, this is Maldon Essex.... Not Provence!
Ant
Wonderful restaurant at the end of a quiet lane and next to the river. Superb seafood selection which is fresh and delicious. This is our second time visiting and will definitely return again. Great sitting outside when the sun is shining and cosy inside when not. Staff always friendly and helpful. Can't wait to return again!
Paula Maclellan
Went for the first time today on recommendation. We were completely looked after from start to finish. Amazing food and service in a beautiful setting. Can't think of a better place for lunch on a sunny day. Best smoked salmon ever.
Mike Crump
Great place to eat food mega do not hesitate.
Jens Krahe
Very tasty fresh fishfood. Veggies got also one menu which we really can recommend. important! If you want to drink wine or other alcoholic drinks, you have to bring them by yourself. The staff is great and very friendly.
The Review Guy
Fantastic hidden gem, serving incredible food with lovely service. The scallops were soft in the middle with lovely seared off ends, and came with a hearty pesto sauce, the ribs were meaty and succulent with an incredibly richly smoked sauce. The platter had everything we wants, and again the prawns had that delightful smoked flavour and the salt n pepper squid was perfect. You also bring your own alcohol which is great, makes for a cheaper meal and you get drinks immediately. The staff give you glasses. There's two outside shacks/dining areas out the back overlooking the river, and further seating outside, plus lots of seating inside, and lots of home made/cooked food. It's a really lovely place and we will certainly be going back.
Stuart Rhodes
Very enjoyable lunch with friends. Great selection of food and all delicious !
Darren Fuller
We just picked up an amazing take away platter for two, including premium seafood, fresh bread, a luxury salad. Chef threw in a smoked cod roe which was delicious. Next time we will stay for lunch in this amazing location.
Duncan Round
Sat outside on the benches by the river. Good friendly & quick service. Good food with simple clean presentation. We had fish & seafood, sharing both choices. A bit off the beaten track but totally worth the effort.
Nicola Boutilier
We had a great meal today. Didn’t realise the Maldon smokehouse was here. Although getting access to the restaurant is a little bit tricky & parking was tight, the quality of food more than made up for it. And with the ‘bring your own drink’ set-up, there’s no over priced wine list! Would highly recommend this restaurant �
Rick Overington
Stumbled upon this place whilst out on a country walk. Wondered over to have a look and realised it was open into the evening where you can sit out on the terrace overlooking the river and enjoying a platter of assorted smoked foods and seafood. Remember to bring your own alcohol!
Jacquelyn Perrin
Tried this place for the first time today.. And it certainly won't be our last, staff very friendly, food amazing would 100% recommend .
Steve Smith
Excellent food and great service from very friendly staff. A great place for smoked food lovers. Highly recommended!
Janet Smith
My friends and I spent a lovely couple of hours eating at this great place, the staff were excellent and the food was fantastic, I would heartily recommend this place for anyone wanting to eat seafood and their honeycombed cheesecake was devine and very moreish, I'm looking forward to eating there again soon.
Christine Child
Food was great, especially as I am not a fish eater, I had the smoked meat platter, it was really busy, it was a Friday and the sun was out, glorious day, but we certainly weren't rushed, we were made to feel welcomed and the staff were very friendly throughout. The only down side is parking is really hard when it is busy as it is very limited, but seeing as it is take your own drink perfect excuse to get some exercise and walk!
Victoria Haynes
Amazing place, a hidden treasure. Great food, good service and relaxing atmosphere. Will definitely be returning.
Lisa Campbell
Lovely place to sit outside on a summers day and also to have a wonderful birthday party in December in the party room. Food was fantastic, venue was excellent and the staff couldn’t have been more polite and helpful. Thank you
Catherine Wheddon
Brilliant food with a stunning view! Had the smoked seafood and cheese platter - it was so tasty! Will definitely be heading back soon
Karen Wall
The Simple concept is what makes it work, no pretence, good produce , nicely presented, happy staff , will definitely return and recommend.�
Lynn Fairbrass
If you like seafood/smoked meats you will love this place. Almost don't want to recommend as it's a hidden jewel!!If you are fortunate to sit outside the views are lovely sitting on the edge of the back water. Enjoy
Natasha Hall
Had the best birthday at Maldon Smokehouse yesterday, Amazing food, beautiful setting, best restaurant in Maldon! Will be back again soon x
John Applebee
Cracking little place, lovely seafood and very accommodating service. Perfect spot on a sunny day. Take your own booze and if the car park is full, park elsewhere and walk, it's worth it.
Simon Mote
Stopped off on our motorbikes for a coffee n sandwich by the river. Fantastic location, awsome food. Friendly staff. Hidden gem .
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