Fatboy's Cafe

As a number of other reviews have mentioned, the security guards here are absolutely awful. About four years ago, I went with a few friends and we sat at a table for about two hours. I was the designated driver for the group. Out of nowhere, a security guard came up behind me while I was seated, chicken-winged me and said "if you resist you're going to have a very sore arm" and shoved me through the bar outside. After discussing with the manager for about an hour following this I came to the conclusion that the security guard made a mistake, wouldn't own up to it, and the manager basically apologised diplomatically but didn't actually care at all. This place is fine mostly, but the security is the worst of any joint I've ever experienced in my life. I don't drink. I don't dance. I rarely leave the table I'm seated at. I'm there for my mates to have a good time. I'm going to assume the actual reason he forced me out is because I was on the waters. I'm writing this review because FOUR YEARS LATER I still remember how messed up this incident was. And four years later, they're still getting negative reviews about their security guards. Nothing has changed. Fix your bouncers. I regret not taking the time the next morning to file a police report so that they would review security tapes. FYI this guy was tall, white and bald. I hope he's not still there, but I haven't been back since to find out. I had only been there once before. Likely never will again.