Crispy

I went at 2am so it was quiet and had fast service. Had a fish and chips which was ok and not bad at all. The place definitely needs a clean as there were chips on the floor and ketchup on the dining area. You have to park around the corner if there’s space as there is no parking outside the premises.

So I have to admit initially we were kind of scared of going there because it was not well rated but then you know how things just go, you want to try it to judge it personally, and then it turned out to be literally awesome, we even got a third portion of chips and cheese with gravy sauce for free and that made it utterly perfect! It was kind of rude not to say that we got a spare one for free but we definitely enjoyed it to the full! Thank you for making our hangover the best experience ever! Gonna come back for sure! That was great guys, keep going decent!

Really, really crispy. The one star hygeine rating does not reflect the 5 star experience I had here. That "one star" of hygeine cleansed me more than any bath I have ever taken. I went here at 12:19am and the ambiance lulled me into a trance-like state. Time didn't seem to pass, and before I knew it I had a warm parcel of cheesy chips and gravy. My depression disappeared, my anxiety long gone. While elbow deep in a pool of cheesy gravy I even received a phone call from my father who went missing in 2008. As I finished my meal the smiles on the faces of the loyal staff put my soul at peace, the hot gravy taming the fire within my restless vessel. Each slice of melting cheese was tenderly wrapped around my heartstrings as the sizzling chips kept my heart beating. I came back to my senses at 3 am, I knew I was not in my humble house but I truly felt at home. The warmth has resonated through me, life has meaning again, I have felt something for the first time in a long time. My sincerest thanks for the spiritual awakening provided here for the low price of £3.00. Thank you.