Battersea Barge

Nine Elms Lane, SW11 8PZ - London
·£10–20 Bar British
Menu Battersea Barge
★★★★★ ★★★★★
83/100
1197 recommendations

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83/100
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1,197 total reviews
Tripadvisor
3.5/5
27 reviews
Google
4.3/5
203 reviews
Foursquare
3.6/5
23 reviews
Facebook
4.2/5
174 reviews
Designmynight
5.0/5
36 reviews
Groupon
4.6/5
39 reviews
Restaurant guru
4.1/5
365 reviews
Yelp
4.0/5
20 reviews
Sluurpy
4.1/5
310 reviews

💬 What people say

River 20 Party 14 Night 14 Atmosphere 14 Drinks 12 Boat 12 Pizza 9 Prices 7

👍 Recommended by 4 people

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Contact Information

📞 Phone: +44 20 7582 1066
📍 Address: Nine Elms Lane, London

🕐 Opening Hours

Monday Closed
Tuesday Closed
Wednesday 5–11 pm
Thursday 5–11 pm
Friday 5 pm–12 am
Saturday 12 pm–12 am
Sunday 12–10 pm

Google Reviews ⭐ 4.5/5 (419)

Chuchu Ebere ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Edited a week ago
If you love dark Comedy and love to laugh then this is fun you. It was located in a boat and it was a bit cramped up with people but generally it was not too bad. Would definitely go again if I have the opportunity because they were really funny.
Matt Huggins ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
a month ago
What a cool venue, we went to see a Dark Comedy act. The barge was just perfect for the sell out event. The bar is well stocked, and we had pizza from local business.
Alexandra Bacon ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
a month ago
I booked the lower deck of Battersea Barge to throw a surprise party for my partner. It was a perfect venue for the surprise, we had a fantastic evening. …
Steve Trebilcook ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
3 months ago
We visited the barge for a stand up comedy event. Tickets are needed to be purchased prior to the event! Great afternoon with some funny people and a wickedly entertaining audience to boot. Worth doing!
Howie Abel ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
3 months ago
We were at Dark Comedy in the Battersea Barge - it was a class act. We are big fans of Dmitri Bakanov, but were also impressed with all the great performances and the all around good vibes
Camille McCabe ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
4 months ago
Me, my bestfriend, and her mom are from the states..Arizona! We visited London and found this place during our last week! Given is an amazing bartender and we just had to tip him! Drinks were awesome and going to miss drinking Camden lagers!

Features & Services

From the business
Identifies as women-owned
Service options
Has outdoor seating
Serves dine-in
Highlights
Has great beer selection
Has live performances
Offerings
Serves alcohol
Serves beer
Serves cocktails
Serves food
Serves food at bar
Serves spirits
Serves wine
Dining options
Has seating
Amenities
Has toilet
Atmosphere
Casual
Cosy
Trendy
Crowd
Good for groups
LGBTQ+ friendly
Popular with tourists
Transgender safe space
Planning
Accepts reservations
Payments
Accepts credit cards
Accepts debit cards
Accepts NFC mobile payments
Credit cards
Parking
Difficult to find a space
Pets
Dogs allowed

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