Battersea Barge

Nine Elms Lane, SW11 8PZ - London
Bar British
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83/100
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Tripadvisor
3.5/5
27 reviews
Google
4.3/5
203 reviews
Foursquare
3.6/5
23 reviews
Facebook
4.2/5
174 reviews
Designmynight
5.0/5
36 reviews
Groupon
4.6/5
39 reviews
Restaurant guru
4.1/5
365 reviews
Yelp
4.0/5
20 reviews
Sluurpy
4.1/5
310 reviews

💬 What people say

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👍 Recommended by 4 people

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Contact Information

📞 Phone: +44 20 7582 1066
📍 Address: Nine Elms Lane, London

🕐 Opening Hours

Open now Closes at 11:00 PM
Monday1 Closed
Tuesday2 Closed
Wednesday3 04:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Thursday4 01:30 PM - 12:00 AM
Friday5 03:30 PM - 12:00 AM
Saturday6 03:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Sunday7 Closed

Google Reviews (10)

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Yahaira Berrocal

a week ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Amazing show! Really recommend going if you love dark humour. All of the comedians were very funny and the host Michael in particular was excellent. Will definitely be going back!
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Simon Murray

2 weeks ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Cracking no holds barred comedy with Michael Hackett and 4 supporting acts. Pizza and beer/prosecco make a great night out.
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Rosemary Cox

2 weeks ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Such great value for money. Such fun. What a great night. Michael Hatcher the compare is so funny and works so hard. We expected 1 comedian and got 4. A laugh from start to finish. Great pizza and a free drink. Nothing not to like. The barge is lovely too. We will be back
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Julie Belton

2 weeks ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Brilliant night - generous Michael ! Loads of pizza, nice beer and amazing laughs. My 3 millennials enjoyed it too !! Julie and Rob
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stacy Osbourne

3 weeks ago
★★★★★ 5/5
We had the best time at the comedy show. I hadn't laughed that much in years. Loved that there was no holding back with the dark humour.The guy,who wasn't part of the act ,just a customer complained about everything, just added to the amusement of the night. Snowflake! The pizza was absolutely delicious. I only wished there was more of it! Haha 😄 We are already planning on coming back with friends and family. Warning if you are a snowflake,I wouldn't recommend it! If you love the darkside of humour, I would highly recommend a visit.
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Hristinna Veskova

a month ago
★★★★★ 5/5
We had a lovely time, the atmosphere was amazing 🤩 everyone were so funny and friendly 🤭🥂
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Imi Jones

2 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
The barge is such a go-to, particularly considering how busy everything has been getting recently around this area. The vibes are immaculate and the location and staff are great. Skip the overpriced places in the BPS development and go to the barge!
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Scotty M

3 months ago
★★★★☆ 4/5
Once you get tipsy enough you can't tell if it's you or the boast swaying it's a good time 👍🏼
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Monika Zajac-Stefanek

3 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Such a great experience and amazing atmosphere! My friends played a gig there and everyone loved it. Bar staff very friendly and welcoming. Great location! Definitely going back there when in the area! Would recommend to everyone!
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Rosie Ashworth

3 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Booked the East Deck and Terrace for a birthday party in July - fantastic venue, friendly and helpful staff and great atmosphere. Thanks guys, would definitely recommend!
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