What I like is the fireplace that keeps you warm the weather we're having. Also, the tearoom feel very much like another I sometimes visit bear my home.
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J-Ney Antique
Google
a year ago
5.0
It's a very cute tea and pastry shop just close to the church and on a chilly but brisk winter day after walking around, its a good place to hunker down by the roaring fire and have some tea and crumpets.
The ladies who served us were lovely and it was just a good homey experience.
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D A
Google
a year ago
5.0
Charming and delicious. We're down in Rye for a few days and we have gone back to this place every day as the food is tasty. They have a great gluten free range too. Our family, with a child in a pram and a pooch, had a lovely time.
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Michel Latch
Google
3 months ago
5.0
Lovely little restaurant with great food and service. The food is excellent and very tasty. The cakes are devine. Great place for tea and cake or a proper meal. The location is a nice historical building, great setting to enjoy from local food. I can highly recommend.
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Ernest Pawlowski
Google
3 months ago
5.0
Simon the Pieman is a lovely traditional tearoom in Rye, England. It's known for its homemade cakes and great drinks. The atmosphere is cozy and inviting, with traditional English decor. I had a delicious slice of carrot cake and a pot of tea, and I would definitely recommend this tearoom to anyone looking for a traditional English tea experience.
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Dee Tee Ten
Google
3 months ago
4.0
Traditional English tea room with cakes and biscuits including gingerbread “persons” (no gingerbread men), sandwiches, pies, jacket potatoes, salads etc. Family of five lunch cost about £70.00.
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James Fennell
Google
4 months ago
4.0
Nestled in the picturesque countryside of East Sussex, Simon The Pieman Tearoom offers a truly unique dining experience that transcends the boundaries of the ordinary. Prepare to embark on a journey into a realm of surrealism and culinary wonder, where reality bends and taste buds tango with the absurd. From the moment you step foot inside, you'll be transported into a world where pies are more than just delicious pastries—they're gateways to unexplored dimensions.
As you enter Simon The Pieman Tearoom, you'll be greeted by a life-sized statue of Simon himself, seemingly frozen mid-pie toss. The decor is an eclectic mix of vintage tea sets, psychedelic murals, and floating cutlery that defies the laws of gravity. The atmosphere is simultaneously whimsical and unsettling, creating an ambiance that prepares you for the sensory adventure ahead.
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Tony Cross
Google
7 months ago
5.0
Three of us and two dogs went for lunch. The service was second to none. The food is excellent and arrived very quickly. Can thoroughly recommend everything we had fir lunch
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Owen Matthews
Google
10 months ago
5.0
Lovely bakers, brought an epic Bakewell tart.
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K A
Google
11 months ago
5.0
Love it here :) Very yummy cheese and onion pasties, traditional cakes, nice tea and coffee. Very cosy and a warm atmosphere inside. Accommodating to children. Beautiful old building right near the church and town hall. Rye is a gorgeous place to visit.
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Suzi Frost
Google
2 years ago
5.0
Lovely scones and cream tea. Josie Walden ( mummy) loved it. This was a lovely treat mother and daughter time
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Dave Pickering
Google
2 years ago
4.0
Lovely little place to stop for bite or drink. Friendly staff. Dog friendly. Drinks were slightly on the small size and not cheap. Prices generally above average, for an example a sandwich was £6, but quality and taste was right up there. Obviously designed for the tourist, especially being right next to the town hall and church. Parking is a massive issue, but that is generally the same for most places in Rye. An enjoyable visit.
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Sharon Taylor
Google
2 years ago
5.0
Yum, Homemade cakes and sandwiches. I had decaf tea. My sister had a vanilla milkshake.
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Violette Serres
Google
4 years ago
5.0
Huge choice of homemade cakes and drinks. Really tasty and good prices. The staff was sweet and helpful.
