Top Tic Pizza

It was our first time ordering pizza from here. The pizza we had tonight was like cardboard. The pizza was so dry. There was no flavour. For a Hawaiian and chicken pizza it was dreadful. We won’t be coming back. Pizza was also over cooked. I don’t recommend this place. Only positive the garlic bread was good.

I recently set myself two rules for ordering pizza: 1) Don't order from someone who doesn't list anchovies as an ingredient on capricciosa. It doesn't matter if you are ordering a capricciosa or not, it's just an indication of whether or not they no how to make pizza. 2) Shredded ham. The kind that comes pre-shredded in a big sealed bag. None of this vaginia nonsense. Pizza is food for the working class made from the cheapest ingredients. Stores which try to make pizza fancy so they can charge exorbitant prices from the affluent just make their stores seem pretentious and wanky. I came up with these two rules because it's getting harder and harder to find good pizza. I passed about ten other stores to get to Top Tic tonight because these guys make perfect, proper old school, traditional, good value pizza. 6 stars. Thank you.

Yeah I came in here a few weeks back for some dinner and this absolutely lovely bloke was running the place solo. I am pretty reserved and struggle with talking to people I don't know but this guy and I got talking and it was like we'd known each other for years, I was really proud of myself for actually holding a decent conversation with a stranger. So yeah that bloke was a legend and I hope they treat him well in there. Oh and the pizza was good too