Grumpy Goose

136 Brighton Road, CR5 2ND - Coulsdon
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97/100
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💬 What people say

Breakfast 64 Brunch 39 Pastries 30 Flat white 20 Takeaway 11 Bagels 9 Milkshakes 9 Cinnamon buns 9

Contact Information

📞 Phone: +44 20 8660 2259
📍 Address: 136 Brighton Road, Coulsdon

🕐 Opening Hours

Open now Closes at 04:00 PM
Monday1 08:00 AM - 04:00 PM
Tuesday2 08:00 AM - 04:00 PM
Wednesday3 08:00 AM - 04:00 PM
Thursday4 08:00 AM - 04:00 PM
Friday5 09:00 AM - 04:00 PM
Saturday6 09:00 AM - 04:00 PM
Sunday7 Closed

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Insia Ishtiaq

a month ago
★★★★☆ 4/5
A good experience! I loved the name of the cafe, interior and branding. Simple and average menu. It won’t blow you away. However, you won’t be disappointed either. You know, that ‘cafe round the corner you don’t mind visiting every now and then’, Grumpy Goose 🪿 is that kind of a place. We had: - Croissant 🥐 with Feta and Spinach - Croissant 🥐 with jalapeño, pink onion, and cream cheese - Cinnamon Bun - Chocolate custard twist - Tuti Fruiti smoothie - Cortado ☕️ - Filter coffee ☕️ None of the items disappointed us neither we were super impressed. The young ladies working in the cafe were very friendly and attentive. For our orders we paid £23+ Do pay them a visit and let me know if your experience was any different!
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Scott Patience

a month ago
★★★★★ 5/5
We stopped here this AM after chumming a friend to the train station and we were delighted we did! Lovely coffee & delicious breakfast roll! Will be back!
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win task

2 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Friendly staff and very nice service. Best coffee I had in that area. Bagels were delicious. So lovely and romantic kind of atmosphere. Thanks for your kind service.
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Volodymyr Vitvitskyi

2 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Superb place to explore new tastes.
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Clive Barrell

2 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Fantastic place. Great coffee, exceptional food (both the pastries and savoury dishes). Lovely place. I just wish they were open on Mondays 🙂
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Rajiv Thakrar

3 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Best coffee in Coulsdon and great food too. You can order at the till or using a QR code at your table. Hot Food is also available for takeaway. Staff are very helpful and work hard. There is a coffee loyalty card available for regulars which can now be added to your Google/Apple wallet. Dog friendly!
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Alex

4 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Great place to have brunch at after the hike. Service is very friendly, and the food is great. Try their pancakes, those are freshly made and are very special!
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Adrian O'Sullivan

8 months ago
★★★★★ 5/5
Butchers Breakfast is expensive at £11.95p without a tea or coffee, but it’s worth it. Excellently cooked and very tasty. Recommend
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J-Ney Antique

a year ago
★★★★★ 5/5
A great little cafe to grab breakfast on a weekend. Atmosphere and vibe was great, super dog friendly - our cocker spaniel was comfortable there. We had the farmers and butchers breakfast which was sublime. I don't usually eat black pudding because it never tastes great, but so far it's the best black pudding I've ever tasted. The beans are a chunkier and had a crunch to it, which if you're not used to your beans done that way can be off putting. Coffee was brilliant, just the right level of kick. Service was great! Everything done through a QR code to save you the trouble of waiting to pay or order. It does get very warm in there, and I'd encourage getting some sort of airflow going.
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Cameron

a year ago
★★★★★ 5/5
We love coming to Cyco's! You always get a friendly greeting from the staff. Sometimes, there is a bit of a queue that leads outside, but you're never waiting too long. The coffee is delicious. Their homemade syrups taste a lot nicer than the Monin syrups used by other coffee shops. I'd definitely recommend trying their brownies (if they haven't sold out). They offer a loyalty stamp system, too! Eating in at Cyco's is also a good experience. They have a really nice lunch menu. I'd highly recommend the "Chicken, Bacon, Pesto, Spinach & Cheese" Toastie Cyco Caffe is a great addition to Coulsdon High Street!
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