Shalimar

I'd first like to say that honestly, you have provided the best kebab I have ever eaten in my entire life. At a slim weight of just 22 Stone I have visited and tasted many different takeaways from all across the area and I must say, compared to this temple of a fast food establishment, I can admit, without a shadow of a doubt, hands down that this was the best donner meat I have ever placed my fat lips upon. I would highly recommend the Shalimar Special as it must have been crafted by the culinary gods themselves and delivered by their own angels. I was first introduced to this behemoth of a eatery by my old man, who has sadly passed away several years ago due to a cardiac arrest. Doctors blamed his death on the fact that he was binge eating, but nothing could get in the way of his passion for this fine kebab and so he ensured that he would spend his last final moments feasting on the world famous Shalimar Special. Overall good kebabs, if you have never been, go.